I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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