She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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