i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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