Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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