with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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