Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
only if we run a train.
done.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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