Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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