so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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