Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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