there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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