so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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