Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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