i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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