It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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