I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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