): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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