I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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