There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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