it wasn't lemon gatorade
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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