He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
