She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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