dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i think i just lost a toe
Holy shit dude........stairs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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