May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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