is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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