Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
