then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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