Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.