Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?