So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located