It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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