So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Randomize
