i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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