Me. At least after what I've been through.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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