I'm lost and stupid without you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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