Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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