we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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