when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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