she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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