My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
