barbara walters just said penis...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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