David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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