He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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