god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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