Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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