I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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