I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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