before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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