Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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