What tipped you off? The sombrero?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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