ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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