Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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