Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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