it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it's like heaven, but drunker
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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