Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I cut my penus on the lid.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
no you cant smoke seaweed
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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