Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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