I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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