you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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