These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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