Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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