He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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